“Write a song of Ithaca,
Write a song today!”
“What is there to write about?
How oft the skies are gray?”
“Write a song of Ithaca,
Write of the leaves that fall.”
“Walt won’t have written “Leaves of Grass”
If he had to sweep them all!”
“Write a song of Ithaca,
Write of the fallow deer!”
“Of fallow deer? My fellow men
Would laugh at me, [...]
Archive for the ‘hahas’ Category
write a song of ithaca
Posted in hahas, poetry on November 6, 2009 | 2 Comments »
warning: not for diabetics, lactose-intolerants and persons allergic to nuts
Posted in hahas, music, poetry on November 5, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Just some of the sweetest, cheesiest lyrics in our reading list. May contain traces of nuttiness! (and naughtiness, too!)
The premise of it all:
Life is a song, let’s sing it together.
Let’s take our hearts and dip them in rhyme.
Let’s learn the words, learn the music together,
Hoping the song lasts for a long, long time.
Why can’t I [...]
prufrock blues
Posted in hahas, poetry on October 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The result of my blues poem writing assignment:
(Based on The Love Song of Alfred J. Prufrock by T.S. Eliot (the man born in St. Louis), and blues tune along the lines of Empty Bed Blues)
i sympathize with dr. suess
Posted in hahas, lingo on September 15, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Here’s my very first French essay! We’re supposed to write a story based on 2 characters in our textbook, a certain pupil named Hamlet, and his teacher. We have to introduce both characters, introduce a conflict, resolve that conflict in a humorous/ironic/philosophical/political manner. And due to linguistic limitations, we can only use words and phrases [...]
You know the person showering in the cubicle next to you is a girl if…
Posted in hahas, life on September 5, 2009 | 2 Comments »
You hear a deeeep low singing voice.
0.001% chance of it being a girl. I don’t want to consider the alternative.
You don’t see the top of a short-haired head over the cubicle wall
20%. It may just be a short guy.
You smell a strong, sweet scent of shampoo
40%. Some guys want to smell nice, too.
You DO see [...]
Armstrong’s song, Aldrin’s din
Posted in hahas, life, music, pensees, poetry on July 21, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
What the men on the moon might have sung, post Apollo 11:
(a.k.a. the dark side of the moon landing)
courtesy of Elton John, Harry Nilsson and (yes) Ernie! I think Ernie says it the best, and says much more, too
the guitar is hard again
Posted in hahas, music on April 15, 2009 | 2 Comments »
So I’ve just restrung HY’s guitar.
The pristine white bass strings and the crystal clear treble strings beckon to be played, to channel a love song, or a Bach piece, or a bluesy chord progression. And I’m very inclined to oblige.
There’s just one problem: It’s a left-handed guitar, and I’m not sinister (in the original sense [...]
crypto nuts
Posted in computering, hahas, mathematics, science on April 8, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Cryptographers have a sense of humour.
Or maybe they’re just nuts.
Read the following excerpts from peer reviewed papers and judge for yourself.
Inspired by Carter and Wegman, we use simple primitives which we call NUT (for “n-Universal Transformation”) since they are so cheap to implement. We propose construction methods for block ciphers that we call COCONUT (for [...]
mmddyy
Posted in hahas, mathematics on March 3, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Happy “mm * dd = yy” day!
Oh, and a belated “mm ^ dd = yy” day, too!
Edit: Thanks GGY for the poem! Happened to learn LaTeX today, so here’s the equation for the poem:
eponymous
Posted in hahas on February 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Heard this on “Hardcore History” this morning:
“Karl Marx, the famous… uh… Marxist…”
funny